27 Funny Coffee Mugs That Match Your Every Taste
There are some people who tend to be angry, rude, and grumpy, but after a cup of coffee, they can be adorable, nice, kind, and an absolute delight… which, to be honest, is kinda understandable: Nothing can not be solved with a cup of coffee. (if it can’t, then one more cup.) If you happen to be these coffee lovers who are just not themselves before coffee, then you definitely would like to have some funny coffee mugs.
Funny coffee mugs are not only useful to have for decorating your home and office, but they can also make a big difference in your morning routine: you are going to feel much better and happier if you have your coffee in the cute, funny mugs that make you smile when you have a long, boring day ahead.
Funny Coffee Mugs
Don't be a Cock Sucker Coffee Mug
Wake your dazed, half-conscious brain in the morning with elegant imagery and a clever play on words. The Don’t Be A Cock mug might be unassuming at a glance, but this colorful, candy-bearing rooster provides a sharp peck of humor to the unsuspecting spectator. Vibrant paints on white ceramic make the beautiful chicken design stand out boldly for all to admire, while the funny, straightforward words to the side offer a touch of humor to make your morning just a little bit brighter.
The Incredible Spill Not
Getting out the front door and to the office with your mug of coffee still intact is a challenge worthy of its own Olympic event. Put an end to spilled drinks and dropped mugs with the ingenious SpillNot, the hanging tray that uses the laws of acceleration to your advantage. You don’t have to be a physicist to use this handy tool, though; just hang the SpillNot from any nearby surface and let the flexible loop handle take care of the rest. Your funny mugs and their precious contents will be safe from all harm perched upon the protective plastic arm of the SpillNot drink tray. At only a fraction of a pound in weight, SpillNot makes it easy to travel by car, boat, or plane without losing a drop of your favorite caffeinated confection.
Engineer/Math Heat Sensitive Mug
For some, a dose of math class is the last thing that should be served with the morning tea. Science-minded coffee drinkers, on the other hand, are sure to appreciate this early hour review of Earth’s most fundamental laws. The Math Mug relies on heat-sensitive imagery to deliver 12-ounces of education with your favorite hot drink. When empty, the colorful coffee mug features incomplete formulas and unlabeled images, challenging math and science whiz’s to fill in the blanks. Afterwards, they can check their solutions by pouring their drink and watching the answers appear as though from thin air! The law of conservation of mass asserts that mass is never created nor destroyed, and sure enough, once your science lover gets their hands on this funny mug, it’s going to remain a part of their life for years to come!
Disney Store Walle Eve Eva Mug
Funny, sweet, and clever, this next pair of mugs is ideal for a pair of Disney lovers in your life. The story of Walle and Eve is a sweet one that is well worth celebrating as you enjoy a soothing mug of coffee or tea. This set of 12-ounce mugs boasts more than just pleasant imagery, however – when put together, these strangely-shaped mugs form a heart as innovative and unexpected as these two lovebirds themselves. Though for hand-wash only, the original design of these Disney-exclusive ceramic mugs is well worth the effort, reminding us all of the power love has to shape our lives and our future forever.
What now, B*tch?
On those mornings when your drowsy mind feels about as useful as T-Rex’s arms, there’s no funny mug more appropriate than this. The What Now, B*tch mug is perfect for any coffee drinker needing a bit of simple, harmless joy in their morning – without a hefty price tag. Made in the United States through thorough processing, this clever mug promises lasting color and minimal scratching, even through repeated cycles in the microwave and/or the dishwasher. You can be assured that with this magical mug, you’re getting a durable, high-quality product made to withstand the daily wear and tear. So, What Now, B*tch?
BiggDesign Faces Possible Coffee Cup
A gorgeous mug that bears a powerful message, the BiggDesign coffee mug is sure to impress. Bold colors on durable ceramic ensure that every sip from this impossibly amazing mug is full of fun and flavor unmatched by the competition. As you relax and sip on your go-to beverage, reflect on the artwork, equal parts funny and inspirational, and you too can start every morning motivated to take on the day. The only limits are the ones that you place on yourself, so what’s keeping you from checking out these beautiful mugs? Make the impossible possible and make your mornings exciting with the BiggDesign coffee mug!
Thumbs Up UK Ceramic ICK Mug
Perhaps you know Richard in the market for a new coffee mug. Or, more likely, perhaps you’re looking to get your lips on a funny mug that makes a statement. At 10-ounces, the DICK Mug isn’t the largest out there, but we all know that size isn’t really what’s important. By transforming that handle into the letter D, this amusing mug takes advantage of every bit of space to get it’s message across – and get the message across, it certainly does. If you are interested in getting your hands on the DICK Mug, be sure not to put it in the microwave or the dishwasher, as this is one funny mug that you will need to treat with care.
Clay in Motion Handwarmer Mug
Nothing comforts on a cold morning like a steaming mug of coffee. When the cool air leaves you shivering, fight the chill with your mug in hand – or, rather, your hand in a mug. A ceramic clay mug safe for the dishwasher and the microwave, the Handwarmer Mug goes out of its way to make your morning cozy and convenient even as the temperature drops, going so far as to provide a pocket to keep your hand warm as you grasp your hot drink. Able to hold 14-ounces and available in a number of unique colors and styles, you’re going to want an entire cabinet full of these functional, funny-looking mugs. And why not? Shipping is no issue with these high-quality USA-made mugs!
The Mug With A Hoop
Sharing a hot drink on a cold day is sure to warm the soul, but now the experience is as amusing as it is soothing! The Hoop Mug transforms your favorite drink into a basketball court, and your toppings are about to become the tastiest basketball ever. Designed by 8-year old Max and supporting kids around the nation with dyslexia, you can feel good investing in this gorgeous, truly-original 16-ounce mug. And once your game ends, the Hoop Mug is dishwasher safe, making clean-up a true slam dunk.
Have you ever noticed how, after a big, warm cup of coffee during breakfast… you need to go potty almost immediately? Well, it shouldn’t come as a surprise: studies show that drinking caffeine can stimulate the vagus nerve, which is the one that tells you when it’s time to go. Now that you know this rather nasty fact we would like you to introduce to this crazy toilet coffee mug.
A hilarious way to start your day, this funny coffee mug will make anyone crack a smile and do a double-take, no matter if you are using it at home or the office. Featuring a capacity of 12 oz. and made out of very high-quality ceramic and hand-painted to look like a toilet (please, don’t use it on the microwave or the dishwasher as not to damage the paint). Perfect as a fun, pun, witty gift for any of your family members or office mates that loves drinking coffee and also has a bit of a potty mouth!
Ecologists can be as annoying as vegans sometimes: yeah, we get that we need to recycle, we get that straws and plastic bags are bad… we get it, and we are doing what we can about it, but hamburgers are great, okay? If you have a loved one that is very much into Eco-friendliness or you have caught the green craze yourself, look upon this object and crack a smile: behold the Recycling bin coffee mug.
This cute, funny coffee mug can hold up to 12oz. of your favorite liquid beverage (which will be, technically, recycled. Ever heard of “the cycle of water” ?) and it is made out of a high quality ceramic and hand-painted, so please don’t put it in the microwave and hand wash it to keep it in perfect conditions. Perfect as a cheeky gift for your Eco-friendly family member or the garbage disposal person in your life, you be sure everybody will do a double-take when seeing you drink out of it!
A lot of us are barely people before we have our cup of coffee in the morning. Let’s admit it, it is almost like a drug (…well, technically it is considered a drug since it alters our state.) It is a stimulant, it makes us feel awake and alert…Almost like a “productivity pill”, so to say. If you also need a daily dose of coffee to be a person in the morning, you are going to love this: the prescription coffee mug.
This hilarious, witty, cheeky coffee mug can hold up to 12 oz. of your favorite liquid and it is made out of high quality ceramic and hand-painted, so to keep it in tip-top shape please don’t put it in the microwave or the dishwasher. A perfect gift for your doctor or nurse, for any family members that are cranky before their morning cup or even for yourself ! (Disclaimer: you might become addicted to this cup.)
Few things pair with coffee as well as a donut, but you can’t always indulge in this breakfast from the Heavens: donuts aren’t exactly the healthiest of food, and sometimes you need to lose weight or are on a diet for your health. Do you want to always be able to pair a donut with your coffee without actually having to eat it? Then we introduce you to this fun, cute donut mug.
This crazy cute mug that looks like a donut can hold up to 12 oz. of your favorite beverage and it is made out of high quality ceramic and hand-painted to look like a real donut so if you want to keep it on tip-top shape please don’t put it in the microwave or dishwasher! All in all, this mug is the perfect gift for yourself, the coffee or tea lover in your family… or a police officer with a good sense of humor (really, make sure they will find it funny before.)
Let’s be honest with ourselves: having to comply with societal standards sucks. Having to do this adulating stuff is no fun, and letting routine take over is annoying. It would be super cool if you could stay at home sleeping and watching Netflix, isn’t it? For those of you that would rather take a nap instead of going to work, this lazy sloth mug is for you.
This super cute fun mug with a lovely, original design acts as a thermal cup to keep your drinks warmer or colder for longer, and it is made out of a very high-quality ceramic material so you shouldn’t use it in the microwave or the dishwasher if you want to keep it in tip-top shape! Besides, the cute, fun sloth perched in its side will sure to put a smile in anyone’s face, and the witty quote will have anyone that looks at it saying “by golly, I can relate!”
Getting up every morning super early to go to a boring job that barely pays the bills to get annoying fast, and it is not difficult to feel burnt out if you keep up this routine without spicing it up in any way. Wouldn’t it be great if you could start your day with a little fun surprise every day? Then, take a good look at this hidden animal mugs.
These crazy cute, fun mugs will help you start your mornings in the right note. It holds up to 11 oz. of your favorite beverage and features a lot of colors and animals so you can choose your favorite one. Made out of ceramic, these cute mugs are both microwave and dishwasher safe so your morning will be less annoying! A perfect gift for that person that loves cute, fun things, surprises or animals (or for yourself, let’s be honest. This mug is so cute everybody should have one to turn those sad boring mornings into cool, fun ones!)
It’s a widely recognized phenomenon that a lot of us are barely even people in the mornings if we haven’t had our cup of coffee. We are lethargic, can’t focus and tend to be grumpy, angry and easy to upset. It is almost as if we were a machine that is powered through caffeine! If you are also a coffee-bot, then we would like to introduce you to the beaker mug!
Revel in showing your inner nerd to the world! This mug replicates perfectly the look of a beaker and comes with a really funny witty slogan too. Made out of high-quality borosilicate (laboratory) glass, you can rest assured it won’t explode even when exposed to high temperatures, and the high-quality custom design won’t go away no matter how many washes you put it through. A great gift for the science nerds or anyone that loves their morning strong coffee!
If you have ever met a photographer, you know they tend to be almost obsessive with their equipment and they take not only a lot of care but also a lot of pride in it. The cameras are almost like their babies and they carefully select the perfect objective for every photo, even when taking public bathroom selfies or pictures of their drinks. If you need a gift for a photography nerd, how about this camera lens coffee mug?
Replicating the look of an objective perfectly, this awesome, cool mug comes with 2 types of lids: a retractable one and a no-spill one so you can always be on the safe. It also holds 13.5 oz of your favorite liquid and the food-grade ABS plastic and stainless steel interior makes it into a perfect thermos that will keep your drinks hot (or cold) for hours on end as you wait to take that picture-perfect photo (heh !). Just don’t mistake your actual camera lens for your mug!
You might have noticed that after you take your morning cup of coffee you need to go… pretty much immediately. And it shouldn’t come as a surprise: studies have shown coffee might be one of the most laxative foods in existence as caffeine stimulates the vagus nerve, which is the one that tells you when it’s potty time. If you are a big fan of coffee and its diuretic and laxative effects, you probably will also like this Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug!
Featuring a chocolate ice cream design (heh !) and a funny little slogan this funny, witty mug can hold up to 12 oz of your favorite liquid and it is made out of high-quality ceramics so you can be sure it will last you! This mug is a hilarious gag gift for the coffee lover in your family, the coworker with a potty mouth or just about anyone that loves collecting fun, witty, crazy mugs: we can guarantee everybody will do a double-take and crack a smile when you drink out of it!
If you were born in the 80s, you definitely remember Sir Mix A Lot’s “Baby got back”. Even if you weren’t around in 92 when the song was released you probably have heard it before: it has become a fun cultural icon that everyone knows. If you were around during the 90s, though, get ready for a wave of nostalgia and to crack a cheeky smile when you see this gigantic coffee mug.
This humungous, huge coffee mug is not only hilarious because of its size but also because of its funny slogan “I like big mugs and I can not lie”, a reference to Baby Got Back. While this mug is enormous, it is less heavy than you would expect and it is quite resistant too as it is made out of good material. Perfect as a gag gift for anyone that likes big mugs or is a fan of warm drinks!
If you know a fan of video games or are a gamer yourself you probably know how cranky they get when they lose a game. The words “game over” might be the ones they most dread to hear and it fills them with terror and anger. If you are looking for a gift for a gamer, or are a fan of videogames yourself this game over ceramic mug might be the best thing you have seen in your entire life!
This very cool, fun, high-quality ceramic mug features a “broken into two pieces” Playstation controller and a “game over” in the inside of the cup so when your fellow gamer sees it they know it is time to refill it again. Coming with a high-quality print and a robust finish you don’t need to worry about the paint chipping off or the mug falling apart in a couple of days, as long as you treat it with care!
Men are tough. That’s a given. They eat bullets for breakfast, punch bears in the afternoon and roughhouse with sharks in the evening and then wake up early to do it all over again… or at least that’s what action movies try to sell us. If you’ve got yourself a manly man Schwarzenegger type that loves guns, knives, tanks and wars and you don’t know what to get him for Christmas… take a good look at this tactical battle mug!
With a capacity of 600ml and a weight of a little less than a kilo, this mug is rather big and heavy but that only makes it sturdier. Made out the highest quality aluminum, and even the exterior is powder-coated and rugged to give a realistic, cool feel. This mug is not only extremely detailed and works great for keeping your drinks cold (it’s not so good for hot beverages, though, since it is made out of aluminum). A perfect gift for the manly dude, macho men, G.I.Joes of your life!
Are you a big fan of camping? Love being in the middle of nature, feeling the wind on your skin, forgetting about city life, hearing the wild animals do their thing, lighting a campfire… ? How do you feel about coffee, though? If you love both coffee and camping, this happy camper coffee mug will make you the happiest person in the world!
Featuring a cute, fun, witty camping trailer design and holding up to 16 oz of your favorite liquid, this mug is also made out of really high-quality materials and painted with great care for details. Besides, it is also sturdy, resistant and easy to clean which makes it perfect for actually taking it to your next camping trip. All in all, this cool mug is a perfect gift if you have a cup collector, a coffee fan or a camping lover in your family!
If you have watched the most recent Star Wars movies, it is quite likely that you have fallen in love with BB8: his small, round shapes, his loyalty, and his cuteness have made him a favorite of the public and he has earned his spot in everybody’s heart right away and he appears on a lot of merchandising of the saga ! If you love him too, take a look at this Star Wars Coffee Mug and squeal with delight.
This incredibly cool mug is made out of quality ceramics and hand-painted carefully to be a perfect replica of BB8. Besides, it is 100% BPA free to keep it safe to put drinks and food in, and it is really easy to clean and lightweight in addition to keeping your drinks hot. A perfect gift, keepsake, or collectible for any fans of the Star Wars, rest assured that they will “oww” and “aww” as soon as they receive this super cute, super stylish mug!
Have you ever woken up early and hungry to go to a job you hate? Or do you simply like cheek in tongue funny coffee mugs? You are going to smirk when you see this ‘have a great day’ coffee mug. Seeing this cute, unique coffee mug can change your entire morning.
It comes in a lot of different colors and features a print on the side that says “have a great day” and another print on the bottom that is much less happy, cute and awesome. It is made out of high-quality ceramic and holds up to almost 15 oz, which is quite a lot of coffee to get through the day, and it is lightweight with an easy to grip handle, so don’t worry about not being to properly hold it.
Take it to the office and surprise anyone that sees you drinking from it, give it as a gift to your friends or flatmates that are absolutely bonkers about coffee. This “have a great day” funny coffee mug is going to get them a bundle of joy before their morning coffee and get a laugh out of anyone that sees it.
Heat Sensitive Coffee Mug
Are you a color changing mug collector? Do you love coffee? Do those novelty modern items excite and surprise you at the same time? If you answered yes to any of these questions, we have something that is going to astound you: this funny, cute heat sensitive mug.
This amazing color changing mug goes from black with a mopey, sad emoji to red with a happy, excited, in love emoji as soon as you pour a hot beverage inside it. Pour your coffee, tea, espresso or milk inside it for a fun, quirky, crazy start to your morning! It will make the delights of absolutely everyone but especially of those coffee and tea lovers, of those that like to collect fun novelty mugs, but also of those that have trouble waking up in the morning!
Funny Coffee Mugs for A Huge Fun
Are you looking for some funny coffee mugs for your friends? Or are you tired of the regular ones that you won’t even want to look at twice? Then get your friends or yourself some CUTE ones, they will thank you so much. From fun to cute, from witty to quirky, from elegant to cheeky, you can indulge in a different one every morning and step out of the door and into the world with a big, wide bright smile on your face!