There are some people who tend to be angry, rude, and grumpy, but after a cup of coffee, they can be adorable, nice, kind, and an absolute delight… which, to be honest, is kinda understandable: Nothing can not be solved with a cup of coffee. (if it can’t, then one more cup.) If you happen to be these coffee lovers who are just not themselves before coffee, then you definitely would like to have some funny coffee mugs.
Funny coffee mugs are not only useful to have for decorating your home and office, but they can also make a big difference in your morning routine: you are going to feel much better and happier if you have your coffee in the cute, funny mugs that make you smile when you have a long, boring day ahead.
Funny Coffee Mugs
World’s Largest Coffee Cup
Never be thirsty again with your favorite coffee or tea. Get yourself the world’s largest mug. It is five times bigger than a regular mug and the standard coffee pot. And when you are feeling generous, share your favorite beverage with family and friends. The world’s gigantic mug is 11 inches wide and 9 inches tall which makes it an alternative serving bowl for all your soup or casserole. Imagine giving this to a friend who can’t live a day without coffee. They will be up and about the whole day.
I’m Awesome Coffee Mug
Do not settle for anything less because you are awesome. Shower yourself with the love of bottomless coffee from the I’m Awesome coffee mug. When more means less effort mixing coffee and cooling them down, get this coffee mug to hold up to 64 lbs of your favorite beverage in one go. Watch as the people around you become dumbfounded by your giant mug. Or, make your colleague or friend who is a coffee addict jump with joy when they open this humongous mug that’s as big as a pitcher.
The Gone Fishin Coffee Mug
Fishing enthusiasts should not go to the vast ocean empty-handed. Send them a ceramic mug that says GONE FISHIN’. Stay alert while treading the water or they will not be able to catch a fish. In the worst-case scenario, they might drop the mug in the sea due to sleepiness. Tickle the laughing belly of these folks who are fond of sailing to sea, catching the biggest fish only to release them back in the water. Pair their oddly satisfying hobby with a ceramic mug shaped like a tilting teapot on a pool of water.
The Size Matters Coffee Mug
Who said that size doesn’t matter when you have a coffee mug that proves otherwise? The mug made a statement that SIZE MATTERS and you can measure them with a ruler – and the ruler says this mug is approximately 8 inches tall. For the man who is an architect or construction worker, this would make him laugh and be productive at the same time. Drink and measure is the new way of life for these folks.
Bob Ross Heat Changing Mug
As Bob Ross once said, there’s nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend. Have that friend magically appear on your mug when the mug is hot. The perfect present for an artist friend who has been wanting to be like Bob Ross. Every day, let him see his smiling face while he sips his coffee. Treat each day as a blank canvas and slowly paint the life you want with your own brush. Be inspired as you watch the beautiful landscape appear as you pour hot coffee or tea into the mug.
Novelty Grenade Coffee Mug
Unlike Bruno Mars, this is the only grenade you will be willing to catch. Even military men might go berserk at first but will be laughing their hearts out when they unbox the grenade coffee mug. Don’t throw it away, refill it indefinitely with your choice of tea or coffee. The caffeine alone should shake you up and wake you up from your dream. Look cool as you give one of the smartest and funniest gifts out there to honor the man in uniform.
Don’t Speak Funny Coffee Mug
For someone you know who won’t say a word until they have their coffee, we have found the perfect choice for you. The Don’t Speak coffee mug is all it takes to let others know what the owner wants to say. Without a single word uttered, let the cup speak for them. Hold the cup high so everyone can see if you can speak. Or, if you are ready to listen or not.
Coffee Spill White Mug
Create commotion in your office with this fake spill mug that will make people sprint for tissue. Ensure that you are surrounded by people who can take this joke before pulling it off. Look around to make sure that your boss isn’t around or you will be in trouble. This fake spill mug looks realistic especially when set on the table. Set it up on a worker’s table whom you think needs a coffee break badly to brighten up their day.
Novelty Gun Mugs
Search no more for the “love shot” that is second to none when it comes to gag gifts that call the shot. Pour in the liquid of your choice, from morning caffeine fixes to beer. The one-of-a-kind cup features a regular mug for the body plus a handle that looks like a gun’s trigger. Don’t fret because it won’t fire a bullet. But it will surely shoot some love straight to your heart and stomach. Be not afraid because the gunpoint is safe and fun to drink with.
Hot Sauce Ceramic Mug
Start your morning with a sizzling, fiery hot beverage to wake you up. Eating spicy food in broad daylight may not be ideal. But drinking using the hot sauce mug is enough to fill your day. The Sriracha mug can hold up to 20 ounces. Feel the vibe and let the heat rise with every sip of the drink of their choice. Adorn the kitchen counter with this flaming red mug that screams hot sauce. Use it with any type of liquid that will give you the extra ‘kick’ you need each morning.
Up Yours Mug
Choose carefully who you are going to give the Up Yours Mug for. It is a mug that will surprise your colleague when they “borrow” without permission. Stir some fun and laughter in your office with this unique mug that gives the finger. Give away as a gag gift for Christmas or a birthday surprise to your annoying brother or friend.
Ceramic Battery Coffee Mug
Power up your mornings with caffeine nestled in a unique cup shaped like a battery. Coffee lovers use caffeine to charge up like how batteries can power up any device. Made from porcelain, it is smaller than regular cups. Freshen up and start your day fully charged after drinking a hot beverage straight from your battery coffee. No electrical outlets needed, all you need is a ton of imagination plus an adorable coffee cup filled with tea or coffee.
Don’t be a Cock Sucker Coffee Mug
Wake your dazed, half-conscious brain in the morning with elegant imagery and a clever play on words. The Don’t Be A Cock mug might be unassuming at a glance, but this colorful, candy-bearing rooster provides a sharp peck of humor to the unsuspecting spectator. Vibrant paints on white ceramic make the beautiful chicken design stand out boldly for all to admire, while the funny, straightforward words to the side offer a touch of humor to make your morning just a little bit brighter.
What now, B*tch?
On those mornings when your drowsy mind feels about as useful as T-Rex’s arms, there’s no funny mug more appropriate than this. It is perfect for any coffee drinker needing a bit of simple, harmless joy in their morning – without a hefty price tag. Made in the United States through thorough processing, this clever mug promises lasting color and minimal scratching, even through repeated cycles in the microwave and/or the dishwasher. You can be assured that with this magical mug, you’re getting a durable, high-quality product made to withstand the daily wear and tear. So, What Now, B*tch?
Thumbs Up UK Ceramic ICK Mug
Perhaps you know Richard in the market for a new coffee mug. Or, more likely, perhaps you’re looking to get your lips on a funny mug that makes a statement. At 10-ounces, the DICK mug isn’t the largest out there, but we all know that size isn’t really what’s important. By transforming that handle into the letter D, this amusing mug takes advantage of every bit of space to get it’s message across – and get the message across, it certainly does. If you are interested in getting your hands on the DICK mug, be sure not to put it in the microwave or the dishwasher, as this is one funny mug that you will need to treat with care.
The Mug With A Hoop
Sharing a hot drink on a cold day is sure to warm the soul, but now the experience is as amusing as it is soothing! The hoop mug transforms your favorite drink into a basketball court, and your toppings are about to become the tastiest basketball ever. Designed by 8-year old Max and supporting kids around the nation with dyslexia, you can feel good investing in this gorgeous, truly-original 16-ounce mug. And once your game ends, it is dishwasher safe, making clean-up a true slam dunk.
The Original Toilet Coffee Mug
Have you ever noticed how, after a big, warm cup of coffee during breakfast… you need to go potty almost immediately? Well, it shouldn’t come as a surprise: studies show that drinking caffeine can stimulate the vagus nerve, which is the one that tells you when it’s time to go. Now that you know this rather nasty fact, we would like you to introduce to this crazy toilet coffee mug. A hilarious way to start your day, this funny coffee mug will make anyone crack a smile and do a double-take, no matter if you are using it at home or the office.
The Recycling Bin Coffee Mug
Ecologists can be as annoying as vegans sometimes: yeah, we get that we need to recycle, we get that straws and plastic bags are bad… we get it, and we are doing what we can about it, but hamburgers are great, okay? If you have a loved one that is very much into Eco-friendliness or you have caught the green craze yourself, look upon this object and crack a smile: behold the recycling bin coffee mug.
The Prescription Coffee Mug
A lot of us are barely people before we have our cup of coffee in the morning. Let’s admit it, it is almost like a drug (…well, technically it is considered a drug since it alters our state.) It is a stimulant, it makes us feel awake and alert…Almost like a “productivity pill”, so to say. If you also need a daily dose of coffee to be a person in the morning, you are going to love this: the prescription coffee mug.
The Original Donut Coffee Mug
Few things pair with coffee as well as a donut, but you can’t always indulge in this breakfast from the Heavens: donuts aren’t exactly the healthiest of food, and sometimes you need to lose weight or are on a diet for your health. Always want to be able to pair a donut with your coffee without actually having to eat it? Then you are sure to love this fun, cute donut mug.
I Rather Be Sleeping
Let’s be honest: having to comply with societal standards sucks. Having to do this adulating stuff is no fun, and letting routine take over is annoying. It would be super cool if you could stay at home sleeping and watching Netflix, isn’t it? For those of you that would rather take a nap instead of going to work, this lazy sloth mug is for you. Besides, the cute sloth perched in its side will sure to put a smile in anyone’s face, and the witty quote will have anyone that looks at it saying “by golly, I can relate!”
Hidden Animal Inside Coffee Mug
Getting up every morning early to go to a boring job that barely pays the bills can be annoying, and we tend to feel burnt out if you keep up this routine without spicing it up in any way. These crazy cute, fun mugs will help you start your mornings in the right note. It holds up to 11 oz. of your favorite beverage and features a lot of colors and animals so you can choose your favorite one. Made out of ceramic, these cute mugs are both microwave and dishwasher safe. A perfect gift for that person that loves cute, fun things, surprises or animals.
Laboratory Beaker Coffee Mug
Revel in showing your inner nerd to the world! This mug replicates perfectly the look of a beaker and comes with a really funny witty slogan too. Made out of high-quality borosilicate (laboratory) glass, you can rest assured it won’t explode even when exposed to high temperatures, and the high-quality custom design won’t go away no matter how many washes you put it through. A great gift for the science nerds or anyone that loves their morning strong coffee!
Coffee Makes Me Poop Gag Coffee mug
You might have noticed that after you take your morning cup of coffee you need to go… pretty much immediately. And it shouldn’t come as a surprise: studies have shown coffee might be one of the most laxative foods in existence as caffeine stimulates the vagus nerve, which is the one that tells you when it’s potty time. If you are a big fan of coffee and its diuretic and laxative effects, you probably will also like this Coffee Makes Me Poop mug! Plus, we can guarantee that everybody will do a double-take and crack a smile when you drink out of it!
BigMouth Inc Gigantic Coffee mug
If you were born in the 80s, you definitely remember Sir Mix A Lot’s “Baby got back”. Even if you weren’t around in 92 when the song was released you probably have heard it before: it has become a fun cultural icon that everyone knows. So get ready for a wave of nostalgia and to crack a cheeky smile when you see this gigantic coffee mug.
Have a Great Day Funny Coffee Mug
You are going to smirk when you see this ‘have a great day’ coffee mug. Made out of high-quality ceramic, it holds up to almost 15 oz, which is quite a lot of coffee to get through the day. Lightweight with an easy to grip handle, you don’t worry about not being to properly hold it. Take it to the office and surprise anyone that sees you drinking from it, give it as a gift to your friends or flatmates that are absolutely bonkers about coffee. It is going to get them a bundle of joy before their morning coffee and get a laugh out of anyone that sees it.