No one should dare step into a house without looking at the doormat. Before you open the door, give them that second to absorb what you have to say. And yes, you can always make it funny without even talking too much. Be greeted with smiling faces as you open the door. Here are some funny doormats that you can choose from:
Funny Doormats
Audacity Definition Floor Mat
If you have been expecting a person who has ghosted you for days or weeks, the LuckyChu is the best fit for you. Let him stand outside the door before opening it up so he can read what you have to say. This doormat spells it for him au-dac-i-t-y for not calling and texting before stopping by.
Retro Mixtape Cassette Floormat
Musicians should flaunt their interests so people would know whose house they are entering. The retro mixtape doormat with the label “Our House” is a unique and funny doormat that will make the oldies giggle. Travel back in time with the anti-slip doormat featuring an oversize replica of a cassette tape.
Back to the Future/Door Mat
People who were born in the 80s will recognize the iconic hoverboard at one glance. Its striking colors, pink, yellow, and maroon, will not be forgotten for years to come. Pretend to fly in the air while stepping on the Back to the Future doormat. Relive your childhood memories of when hoverboards were a fiction that came to life almost 30 years later.
All Are Welcome
Let everyone know that you are a Tiger King’s fan. People who don’t know him will feel left out as they read the endearing message on the doormat, “All are welcome exempt for that b*tch Carole Baskin.” Have a good laugh with everyone, your controversial doormat is the first thing your guests will talk about.
Don’t Stop. Be Leaving
Don’t stop… Sing it out as soon as you read the funny pun on the doormat. Read it aloud and believe in every word, “Don’t Stop. Be Leaving.” The natural coir mat is friendly to the eyes but the statement may say otherwise. One thing is for sure, your guests will be belting those high notes on the second line.
Please Hide Packages from Husband
The doormat that every housewife will want to have in their house. The natural coir mat is meant for every delivery guy who comes by, a sincere message that says “Please hide packages from my husband.” No matter the weather, the message will make its way to the delivery people.
Whale Funny Welcome Mat
“Whalecum” family and friends into your humble abode through this non-slip rubber doormat. It is not slippery like the epidermis of the whale. But it will surely make anyone jump in excitement after reading the word multiple times. This is also the best way to gauge if the person who visited has a sense of humor or not based on their reaction to the whalecum doormat.
Welcome-Ish
Your house is your safe place so whoever steps inside must know this, “WELCOME-ish.” Because it does depend on who they are and how long they will stay as to how welcome they are. Place this on the front porch so everyone can see it before they step into the house.
What…
Prepare anyone who is about to walk into your study or dining room that they will be interrogated at all costs. Have them prepare the answers before they walk inside. Relay all the questions through the non-slip rubber mat asking them: What… is your name? What is your quest and What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Come Back with a Warrant
Spruce up your patio using a floor mat with character. Say it with conviction, “Come Back with a Warrant.” The statement alone is as strong as the mat made of coconuts and non-slip textured bottom. Measuring 30” Width x 18” Depth x .5” Height, it is the best mat to “welcome” anyone who dares to knock.
Hi I’m Mat
Search no more because the perfect housewarming present is here for your buddy Matt. No fuss to welcome and introduce himself with a floor mat that says, “Hi, I’m Mat.” The coir door mat is durable and can withstand the harsh weather, best on an outdoor porch for people to know who lives behind the closed door.
Hope You Like Kids Doormat
A good way to tell your guests to brace themselves for the cute troublemakers in your house. The mat says “Hope you like kids,” a cautious warning to the unexpected twist and turns they are about to face. Place it outside your kids’ room to warn anyone who might knock on their door.
Go Away Door Mat
Admit it or not, there are some unwelcome guests who would barge into your home. For those times, you’d rather keep the house for yourself, put your first line of defense. That is the coir doormat with the iconic words: GO AWAY. But if that didn’t work, call in the army or pretend no one is inside. Sure enough, this mat will not go unnoticed because of its unique message.
Lodi DODI We Like to Party Doormat
For party people in the house, a funny and interesting floor mat is what will start all the festivity. The vinyl back coco doormats will hold up despite the multiple parties in your humble abode. Open the doors and get the ball rolling from the porch to the backyard with the funny floor mat bearing witness to it all. Live up to what the mat says, “LODI DODI We like to party.”
Bust A Move Funny Mat
Beat deaf or not, start tapping those feet when you see the Bust a Move doormat. Make the entrance of your home full of fun with the floor mat that says “Don’t just stand there, Bust a move!” Watch the reaction of everyone who sees the mat for the first time and see who is up for the challenge.
Beet It
Do the crotch grab and kick, singing to MJ’s “Beat it”… but with an organic, healthy version twist “Beet it.” Where else can you put this cute natural coconut coir floor mat in the kitchen or the indoor garden? For sure, no matter how much you moonwalk or kick it, the doormat will stay firm and up for several seasons.
I Like It Dirty Welcome Mat
Find out whose minds are pure or otherwise with this funny floor mat. One look at their face and eyes while they are wiping their feet will give all the hints. And of course, those who won’t stop ranting when they step into the house will be all the confirmation you need. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter as long as the “I like it dirty” gets the attention and the dirt it wants.
I Say Hello, You Say Goodbye Doormat
Get into the rhythm while singing with your heart out WHY WHY WHY do you say. Channel The Beatles in you while wiping your feet on the easy-to-clean coco coir mat. As your guests enter your humble abode, let the rockstars in them sing “I say hello.” And when they leave, do sing for them “You say goodbye.” The doormat will always be on cue with these words vibing with the Beatles’ music each time.