38 Outrageously Gag Gifts for Men That Make Them Say “Wow, That’s It!”
Humor plays a major role in the relationships we form with family and friends. Whether your time together is more focused and serious or a non-stop comedy show, a well-timed joke gift can make any moment with a loved one completely unforgettable. For the funny men in your life, you need to find the funniest one; Do you have any friends who need cheering up? Get ready to laugh until you cry with these hilarious gag gifts for men.
Gag Gifts for Men Who Want Nothing
While your special man may be a profound individual in your eyes, there’s a childish side to every guy that is sure to appreciate the silly, immature essence of the Doorballs. It a simple-to-mount door knocker ideal for a bachelor pad or for a college dorm, requiring no nails or screws to secure this impressive knocker. At 9-inches tall and weighing just over a pound, this funny boyish gift is the ultimate replacement to the boring, bland doorbell that your man knows all too well. For every young man with a twisted sense of humor, Doorballs are the youthful gift of their fraternal dreams.
GrassSlides Real Turf Sandals
For the country boy at heart, there is no replacement for the familiar sensation of grass beneath your feet and a breeze rushing through your hair. If the man in your life is longing for a bit of country life in a big city setting, he can relive the experience of feeling soft grass underfoot with the lush, lustrous blades of the Grassslides. Synthetic turf on an adjustable slipper is more than a conversation starter – it’s a reminder of home without the maintenance of a full-sized garden. With no toe, a Velcro fastener, and thick turf that flattens with each step, it provides a comfortable walking experience normally unattainable away from the endless green fields of the American Midwest.
Mens Quick Dry Ramen Swim Trunks
A staple of the college freshman’s diet, every guy has a soft spot for the salty, savory broth of a bowl of ramen. With the ramen swimming trunks, the guy in your life can flaunt his fondness for the affordable meal each time he goes for a soak in the pool. Like a soft, tender noodle, your man can float through the water with ease as he dons the quality polyester/spandex trunks devoted to his favorite university dinner. Whether he opts for the chicken or beef variety, this gift serves up a colorful, comfortable swim experience sure to impress and to catch eyes. For your young swimmer, this cool board short is a practical gift infused with the humorous charm that your loved one deserves.
The SHIIT Workout
Nowadays, there are two conversation topics guaranteed to impress and enthrall your man: his workout routine, and poop. The SHIIT Workout is the ultimate combination of the two. With this colorful guide beside his porcelain throne, your guy can truly get moving as he does his business, turning each trip to the bathroom into a beneficial gym session. Exercise ideas, planners, and step-by-step diagrams make it easy for your guy to get fit as he sits, all in the comfort and privacy of his own bathroom. Practical and genuinely informative, the SHIIT workout book is a gag gift for men sure to inspire and to amuse.
A refreshing beverage with the boys might well be the new American dream, but when it’s time to head out on the town, packing a few cold ones isn’t always allowed. A boy can drink like a king though with the handy Freedom Flask strapped on – just be careful where he whips out this convenient flask! With an adjustable belt that straps around his waist, a man can easily take his drink on the go; when he gets thirsty, he need only reach for the nozzle at the base of the flask and pour away. For a responsible drinker, this hidden flask is a fun gift guaranteed to earn a few laughs as well as a great deal of use, thanks to its innovative design, BPA free materials, and practical real-life applications.
Penis Funny Beanie
When the weather gets cool, a man needs to bundle up. But is there a more hilarious (or appropriate) hat for the cold than the Penis Beanie? A stretchy, slouchy oversized beanie designed to fit most heads, any guy can proudly show the world what’s really on his mind. Though the Penis Beanie may make for an affordable gag gift for men, the true beauty of this childish accessory is its genuine functionality – not only will your loved one laugh when they unwrap this iconic hat, but they will be able to reach for it as Autumn turns into Winter. If you are shopping for a young man with an appreciation for the human form (and for humorous gag gifts like no other), the weenie beanie may well be the gift for him.
3D Dad Beer Belly Waist Pocket
Travel is an amazing opportunity, but you want to know that your man is prepared for the hazards of being a tourist. While a traditional fanny pack is practical for securely storing money, keys, and other essentials, rarely is this accessory considered to be a staple of high-fashion. Luckily, you can get your man the pack that appeals to his humor: the beer belly waist pocket. This unique fanny pack has an incredible capacity and an easily adjustable belt, but the true appeal of it is the one-of-a-kind belly design on the front of the pack. A realistic navel complete with belly button and hair, this unique pocket serves as a premium gag gift too useful (and funny) to go without.
Men's Funny Boxer Briefs
As much as you adore your man’s personality, you both know your favorite part of your special someone. With a custom pair of boxer briefs, you can show his private member the love it deserves. Lightweight, breathable fabric with an elastic waistband ensures that your embrace is never harsh or painful, and the wide size range guarantees that you can find the perfect fit for your man. The gag shorts, which look like your girl are hugging your crotch, make for an awesome gift because of their opportunity for customization, so don’t miss out – be sure to order your favorite design of this funny shorts today!
No Phone Air
Do you have a friend that is habitually glued to their phone, posting Instagram updates left and right every time you try to go on an outing with them? A partner that pays no attention to you at all, continually looking at their screen whenever you are on a romantic date? The No phone offers a perfect solution. This phone features a sleek, thin design that is almost transparent and as light as air for easy of use… OK, we are lying, there is, actually, no phone.
The No Phone is a fake phone designed for people who are addicted to real phones. It is also toilet bowl resistant and incredibly easy to lose (and yet, incredibly easy to find: you are surrounded by it at all times, which makes it really helpful for people that keep losing their phone too). To conclude, the No Phone is a stupid stuff, but that’s what makes it interesting. A fun gag gift for men that can’t put the phone down for 5 seconds and actually concentrate on what is going on around them.
Whatever I'm Late Clock
For some of us, appointment times are more of a suggestion than a mandate. The whatever clock is a perfect present for the man who struggles with punctuality. Instead of the classic clock face that we’ve all come to know and love, this funny clock has lost its numbers, instead displaying a simple one-word message. But who needs to know the time? As your man might say, it’s “Whatever.”
Mens Funny Karate Costume
The funniest jokes are those that come unexpectedly, and no one is better at making a surprise entrance than a ninja! What at first seems to be an ordinary men’s t-shirt secretly doubles as an epic ninja mask: simply pull the shirt over your head and reveal the tense furrowed brow of a skilled ninja printed inside the tee. Your friends and family are bound to get a big laugh every time someone follows the simple instructions on the gag shirt.
Hiding Place for Storing Valuables
When hiding their valuables, most men need a safe space that no one would ever think to check. Well, there is perhaps no space in the entire house that is less likely to be opened than the Spam container at the back of the cupboard. The hidden safe is as funny a gift as it is a practical one, and makes the ideal hiding spot for loose cash, keys, jewelry, and other valuables. And best of all, you get to enjoy the look on your man’s face when he unwraps his gift only to find a can of Spam!
No Tear Fabric Toilet Paper
At a glance, this toilet paper seems entirely normal. It’s not until your friends and family go to use the TP that the hidden hilarity of this gift becomes apparent – this roll of toilet paper can never be torn! The durable crafting of the No Tear Toilet Paper ensures that your man’s next trip to the bathroom is a humorous one to be sure. It is a fantastic, funny prank that you can play on all of the jokers in your life.
The Gift of Nothing
Getting the perfect gifts for men is near impossible if they won’t tell you what they want. All too often, we ask our loved ones for gift ideas and they simply tell us “nothing.” Fine then; if nothing is what your man wants, that’s exactly what he’ll get! The Gift of Nothing is quite simply an empty box. There’s no hidden trick to this present – you’ve literally gifted them the “nothing” they asked for. It is a funny way to poke fun at your man’s lack of helpfulness in the gift-buying process and also is a gag gift that you’ll both remember for years to come.
World's Smallest Voice Changer
A strong juxtaposition is always good for a few laughs! Your fully-grown, adult man will definitely look more than a little absurd when he holds the World’s Smallest Voice Changer to his lips. What’s more, the ridiculous voice that he takes on will have the room in stitches. It’s a great funny present for the young man and those young at heart.
Milion Dolar Fleece Throw Blanket
There’s little in this world as comforting as financial security. But let’s be serious – in this economy, your man is just getting a blanket. Still, with the Million Dollar Blanket, perhaps he can dream about one-day achieving fame and wealth. This funny blanket has been designed to mimic the form of a regular bill, only this one is large, fleece and sports the number 1,000,000. It may not be as good as an actual million dollar bill, but until he gets one of those, your man will appreciate the comfort of this naughty gift.
Handheld Ping Pong
If you are a fan of ping pong, you might want to play it at all times but are saddened by the fact that it is better played with at least 2 people, right? Well, this handheld ping pong game is perfect gag gift for those days where you have no one to play with, as it allows you to play against yourself. Just hold it, bounce the ball on one side and do your best to keep it bouncing in each side alternatively and don’t let it fall! This tiny table is great if you don’t have the room for an actual one. Besides, it comes with the added super cool bonus of lights and sounds that will flash when the game starts, or when the player levels up, how cool is that!
Wine Bottle Hidden Umbrella
This Cabernet is dry – and with a bottle on hand, so is your man! Instead of wine, this convincing bottle of Cabernet actually houses an umbrella, ideal for an unexpected romp in the rain. Your loved one will get a kick out of the looks on the faces of those around him each time he whips out this bottle of wine. The bottle is also tastefully designed and makes for an appealing fixture when the weather is calm.
Gag Keychain for Motorcycles
Not only is this funny key chain an awesome reference to the hilarious “The Hangover” films, but it also works as an answer to most comments your man receives. A key chain always makes for a great gift – as much as we all enjoy a cute and clever key chain, rarely do we shell out and buy one for ourselves. If by the end of this list you are still searching for gag gifts for men in your life, the “But did you die?” key chain is a cool reference to one of the past decade’s most memorable films.
Toilet Timer for Men
Nothing is more infuriating than that a man who spends all day in the shower, so why not send them a message with this funny toilet timer? This hourglass lasts for around five minutes and makes for a great gag gift for your friends. It’s also a hilarious stocking filler and is guaranteed to get a good chuckle or two. There’s even a number of different versions so you can gift one for the whole family, including a cat-themed timer and even a Donald Trump design.
Gag Cell Phone Jail
Do you have a friend or family member who just refuses to put their phone down? If you’re tired of prizing away their phone when it comes to mealtimes, consider gifting this hilarious cell phone jail to teach them a lesson. Made out of thick, high-quality materials this gag gift can hold up to six phones, meaning they can finally spend time with their families in peace. It also comes with a mini lock to keep any gadgets secure and it’s guaranteed to get a few laughs all around.
Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Let’s be honest, everybody has been in an ’emergency situation’ at least one point in their lives. So, why not give your man a good chuckle with this set of emergency underwear? Each box comes with five pairs so they’re not likely to run out any time soon, and they’re even one size fits all so they’re suitable for the whole family. Keep them by the bedside, in the car, or even at the office. They make for a hilarious gag gift for men and are great for embarrassing them.
Thumbs Up UK Hilarious Mug
For those older and naughty men, this ceramic mug makes for a hilarious adult gag gift. This cheeky present slowly reveals a middle finger as they drink and is guaranteed to get a rise from them. It’s also a hilarious decorative piece around the home or at the office and is guaranteed to leave everyone in stitches. It’s a great idea for those coffee or tea drinkers who need a morning pick-me-up too, and it’s sure to give them a smile each day.
Adhesive Photo Protector
Do you have a family member or friend who’s constantly missing the target when going to the toilet? Gift them a subtle hint with these waterproof toilet stickers. Simply apply it over the photo of their choice and watch the hilarity ensue. Whether it’s a picture of an ex, an annoying friend or a rival football team, this funny gift is certain to get a good chuckle from all their guests. It’s also great for potty training the younger members of the family, so it’s not only hilarious but practical too.
Bible Book Funny Hidden Flask
Everyone loves a sip of whiskey now and then, so consider surprising your man with this hilarious hidden flask. The gift comes in the form of a genuine, full-sized hardback bible with a sneaky cut-out for hiding away their flask. Whether they’re religious or not, it’s bound to give them a good laugh. The first handful of pages are even readable, so they can skim through their favorite passages while having a tipple of their favorite scotch.
The classics are often the best. For those budding pranksters out there, this bill snatcher makes for a wonderful fun gift. Simply attach it to a dollar note and wait for an unsuspecting victim to pick it up, then reel it in and watch the hilarity ensue. It’s the perfect addition to every practical joke kit and is sure to give men hours of fun. After all, you’re never too old to play pranks on your friends and they’ll be sure to think twice the next time they see money lying around.
Baseball Car Window Sticker
If you have any friends who get a rise from giving their family and co-workers a heart attack then consider gifting this hilarious baseball car window sticker. Each gag gift comes with a 3D stick designed to mimic broken windows and it’s sure to give their victims the fright of a lifetime. Each sticker is made from easy-to-remove material meaning it won’t damage their property or leave behind any residue, and if baseball isn’t quite their thing there’s even a golf ball design.
I'm Fine Men's Funny T-Shirt
Who doesn’t love to sit down with a good zombie film now and then? For all those fanatics out there, this funny zombie-themed T-Shirt makes for a hilarious gift. With a realistic bloodstain pattern, this stylish outfit is sure to give their friends and family a surprise, and it makes for an excellent ice breaker around the office. If grey isn’t quite your man’s color there’s also a range of other options, including tan and white. It’s even made out of 100% cotton, ensuring a comfortable fit for years to come.
Sir Perky Novelty Bottle Stopper
If you have seen American Pie, it is quite likely that this movie opened your mind to see anything with a hole in a rather… non-innocent way. You might have noticed that bottlenecks are cylindrical, long, and have a hole… Well, someone has had just the same idea, and it led them to create the hilarious, witty, funny wine stoppers. “Sir Perky,” as we like to call it, is made out of durable, “rock hard” (heh !) thermoplastic that will plug your bottles with its… “third leg”, so your wine doesn’t go sour or lose its scent. This novelty item will make a hilarious gag gift for men, bachelor and bachelorette parties, groomsmen, or any wine lovers that like to drink and also has a great sense of humor!
Donald Trump Toilet Paper Roll
Few people have managed to be so incredibly divisive like the president and split a country so clearly in two, and his frequent mishaps and gaffes make him comical to no end, which has made him the target of memes, mockery and… gag gifts, just like this one. This Trump toilet paper features the image of the current President Of The United States in his frequent and recognizable “pucker up” pose ready to blow a kiss. Not only that, but this stupidly funny toilet paper comes in full colour so every man can have the real Trump experience!
Going to a costume party and not sure want to wear? Have you always wanted to grow mullet men’s wigs, but you were too embarrassed to try, Well, the Bobcat Mullet wig is going to make your life much, much funnier. Coming in three different colors to match your natural hair and with 7″ inches of crazy, wavy mullet, this unique men’s gag gift is all you need to turn your regular hairstyle into the redneck-iest of them all! Featuring a headband in red, white, and blue so you can unleash all the American spirit on you like a rowdy wild eagle across the skies of Alabama, baby! Put it on during your next frat party and behave like the overtly loud, crazy American or simply wear it in front of the mirror for fun!
Beanie Hat For Adults Vikings
Ever wanted to be a rude Viking? Do you have a costume party but you are too lazy to dress up fully? Then this gag Viking beanie hat is going to let everyone know you are both very cool AND Scandinavian. Make it a gift for your next Secret Santa or celebrate a fun Viking themed birthday party where everyone, women included, wear this hat! We can guarantee this gag gift hat will not only warm your head and face but also your heart with genuine laughter and chuckling due to how incredibly cool it is! A great conversation starter both your friends and strangers will want to know where you got it!
Ever wanted to play a jingle while you take a tinkle? Want to play the 9th while you go number 2? Shy about the side effects of the musical fruit and you’d prefer to cover up the sounds with actual music? This hilarious toilet piano is perfect for you! It will not only be great in your toilet room, but it is also perfect as a gag gift for men with a sense of humour! As a birthday gift, Secret Santa, White Elephant parties or just because you can be sure that the person receiving it will be delighted and hunched over laughing at the perspective of masking their toots with actual nice cool tunes!
How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
Do people point, scream and flee in abject terror every time you try to go to the public pool due to the massive bulge in your trunks? Do you burst through your jeans’ zippers… even when the jeans aren’t a tight fit cut? Have most of your sexual partners fainted in horror upon seeing the colossal size and girth of your xxx? Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG (Oversized Male Genitalia), and it can be a stressful time coming to terms with your enormous penis. If you can throw your willy over your shoulder and still step on it, this book How To Live With A Huge Penis is perfect for you. The book is a perfect gag gift for men with a good sense of humor, for bachelor and bachelorette parties, for friends and colleagues, for those fun and laid back family members that love to poke fun about yourself!
A Christmas Story Leg Lamp
Have you ever watched the Christmas classic A Christmas story? Then you probably remember the Leg lamp of indescribable beauty, don’t you? The Major Award? It has become one of the most recognizable symbols of the movie, and it has spurred plenty of fanart, costumes, and all sorts of stuff related to it. Would you like to have your own Major Award? Then, here comes the bedroom lamps replica! This fantastically fun, quirky, zany bedroom lamp is not only a perfect home decor for fans of A Christmas Story, but it can also work perfectly as a gag gift for men: the sexy leg peeking out of the lamp’s skirt will have anyone chuckling!
Hidden Flask Tie
Have you ever been in a situation where you need to look formal, but also be as drunk as possible (we really hope you haven’t)? Ever needed to sneak booze into a concert? Ever wanted a sip of mojito, but had to keep it on the low? Well, we are about to make those days where you want to have a drink but need to keep it subtle much, much easier: meet the hidden flask tie. This flask tie could improve the lives of many, but it is specially cool as a gag gift for men that really really loves to go to concerts and always gets caught when trying to sneak drinks in, or for that friend that somehow always manages to sneak a can of Sprite when going to the movies!
This elephant underwear might not be the sexiest thing you can wear on a steamy night, but they sure are really cute and crazy funny. Made out of 100% acrylic yarn, it is luxuriously soft, comfortable, and warm so you can keep your nether regions toasty during the cold days. Meanwhile, it is stretchy and can be adjusted to your waist with a cord so they won’t fall off, and it has a special trunk pocket (wink!) to store your family jewels (wink wink!) that will fit just about anybody so don’t worry about being too big for it.
Urinals Shot Glass
Have you ever heard of the French phenomenon of the “soupeur”? During the 60s, there was a trend in France, particularly in Paris, to leave pieces of bread in urinals to be later eaten when it was soaked in human secretions. The practice is still a thing nowadays, and sometimes you will find a piece of bread in public urinals in France. Really off-putting and not glamorous at all, isn’t it? Well, we guess someone was thinking of soupeurs when they invented this weird and gag in equal parts shot glass. Fill it with whisky, fill it with beer, fill it with grenadine and serve your friends one of the most hilarious, dumbfounding, and nasty shots they’ll ever have in their lives.
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