36 Outrageously Gag Gifts for Men That Make Them Say “Wow, That’s It!”
Humor plays a major role in the relationships we form with family and friends. Whether your time together is more focused and serious or a non-stop comedy show, a well-timed joke gift can make any moment with a loved one completely unforgettable. For the funny men in your life, you need to find the funniest one; Do you have any friends who need cheering up? Get ready to laugh until you cry with these hilarious gag gifts for men.
Gag Gifts for Men Who Want Nothing
Whatever Hanging Wall Clock
For some of us, appointment times are more of a suggestion than a mandate. The Whatever Wall Clock is a perfect present for the man who struggles with punctuality. Instead of the classic clock face that we’ve all come to know and love, this funny clock has lost its numbers, instead displaying a simple one-word message. But who needs to know the time? As your man might say, it’s “Whatever.”
Funny Dollar Bill Socks
When your loved ones ask for cash as a present, this is probably not what they had in mind. But what man could ever turn down a pair of Benjamins? The comfortable, breathable socks fit men’s shoe sizes 7-12, and are sure to add to any outfit a touch of high-value fashion. And if dollar bills don’t fit his usual aesthetic, be sure to browse through all the fun novelty sock patterns available now on Amazon.
Mens Funny Karate Costume
The funniest jokes are those that come unexpectedly, and no one is better at making a surprise entrance than a ninja! What at first seems to be an ordinary men’s t-shirt secretly doubles as an epic ninja mask: simply pull the shirt over your head and reveal the tense furrowed brow of a skilled ninja printed inside the tee. Your friends and family are bound to get a big laugh every time someone follows the simple instructions on the gag shirt.
Mens Gag Sleeveless Shirt
If your man is a fitness buff or just a fan of the ironic, this next gag gift has been made just for him. This comfortable, 100% cotton tank top brags that its owner is so ripped that its sleeves have fallen off, almost as if they were a character from a Saturday morning cartoon. There’s nothing like a not-so-subtle brag to put a smile on your man’s face!
Hiding Place for Storing Valuables
When hiding their valuables, most men need a safe space that no one would ever think to check. Well, there is perhaps no space in the entire house that is less likely to be opened than the Spam container at the back of the cupboard. The hidden safe is as funny a gift as it is a practical one, and makes the ideal hiding spot for loose cash, keys, jewelry, and other valuables. And best of all, you get to enjoy the look on your man’s face when he unwraps his gift only to find a can of Spam!
No Tear Fabric Toilet Paper
At a glance, this toilet paper seems entirely normal. It’s not until your friends and family go to use the TP that the hidden hilarity of this gift becomes apparent – this roll of toilet paper can never be torn! The durable crafting of the No Tear Toilet Paper ensures that your man’s next trip to the bathroom is a humorous one to be sure. It is a fantastic, funny prank that you can play on all of the jokers in your life.
The Gift of Nothing
Getting the perfect gifts for men is near impossible if they won’t tell you what they want. All too often, we ask our loved ones for gift ideas and they simply tell us “nothing.” Fine then; if nothing is what your man wants, that’s exactly what he’ll get! The Gift of Nothing is quite simply an empty box. There’s no hidden trick to this present – you’ve literally gifted them the “nothing” they asked for. It is a funny way to poke fun at your man’s lack of helpfulness in the gift-buying process and also is a gag gift that you’ll both remember for years to come.
World's Smallest Voice Changer
A strong juxtaposition is always good for a few laughs! Your fully-grown, adult man will definitely look more than a little absurd when he holds the World’s Smallest Voice Changer to his lips. What’s more, the ridiculous voice that he takes on will have the room in stitches. It’s a great funny present for the young man and those young at heart.
Milion Dolar Fleece Throw Blanket
There’s little in this world as comforting as financial security. But let’s be serious – in this economy, your man is just getting a blanket. Still, with the Million Dollar Blanket, perhaps he can dream about one-day achieving fame and wealth. This funny blanket has been designed to mimic the form of a regular bill, only this one is large, fleece and sports the number 1,000,000. It may not be as good as an actual million dollar bill, but until he gets one of those, your man will appreciate the comfort of this naughty gift.
Novelty Drooping Eyes Spring Glasses
Glasses fitted with spring-loaded eyes are a staple of classic slapstick comedy. For a man with a love for old-school physical comedy, the Drooping Eyes are the ultimate funny gift. Great as a part of a costume or as a prop in a sketch, drooping eyes are an enduring fixture of humor that your man has got to try out for himself.
Wine Bottle Hidden Umbrella
This Cabernet is dry – and with a bottle on hand, so is your man! Instead of wine, this convincing bottle of Cabernet actually houses an umbrella, ideal for an unexpected romp in the rain. Your loved one will get a kick out of the looks on the faces of those around him each time he whips out this bottle of wine. The bottle is also tastefully designed and makes for an appealing fixture when the weather is calm.
Gag Keychain for Motorcycles
Not only is this funny key chain an awesome reference to the hilarious “The Hangover” films, but it also works as an answer to most comments your man receives. A key chain always makes for a great gift – as much as we all enjoy a cute and clever key chain, rarely do we shell out and buy one for ourselves. If by the end of this list you are still searching for gag gifts for men in your life, the “But did you die?” key chain is a cool reference to one of the past decade’s most memorable films.
Emoji Golf Balls Gift Edition
In golf, emotions run deep. Each round if full of highs and lows, ups and downs, conquest and defeat. Emoji Golf Balls reflect this jumble of emotions. With colorful imagery based on the emojis we know and love, Emoji Golf Balls add an extra touch of fun to any golf game. If you’re teaching your kids the basics of the game or just want a laugh with an old golfing buddy, these funny gifts for golfers will capture the eyes and hearts of whoever you’re playing with.
Toilet Timer for Men
Nothing is more infuriating than that a man who spends all day in the shower, so why not send them a message with this funny toilet timer? This hourglass lasts for around five minutes and makes for a great gag gift for your friends. It’s also a hilarious stocking filler and is guaranteed to get a good chuckle or two. There’s even a number of different versions so you can gift one for the whole family, including a cat-themed timer and even a Donald Trump design.
Gag Cell Phone Jail
Do you have a friend or family member who just refuses to put their phone down? If you’re tired of prizing away their phone when it comes to mealtimes, consider gifting this hilarious cell phone jail to teach them a lesson. Made out of thick, high-quality materials this gag gift can hold up to six phones, meaning they can finally spend time with their families in peace. It also comes with a mini lock to keep any gadgets secure and it’s guaranteed to get a few laughs all around.
Gag Novelty Stickers
For those more mischevious men, these prank stickers make for a perfect gag gift. Each pack comes with up to sixty stickers with a variety of phrases, including “Clap Activated, “Motion Activated” and “Voice Activated.” They’re even pocket-sized, so your friends can carry them around and cause havoc wherever they go. Simply place them over a sink, vending machine or light switch and watch the chaos unfold as people scratch their heads in confusion. They’re a great way to put a smile on everyone’s face and can be used again and again.
Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Let’s be honest, everybody has been in an ’emergency situation’ at least one point in their lives. So, why not give your man a good chuckle with this set of emergency underwear? Each box comes with five pairs so they’re not likely to run out any time soon, and they’re even one size fits all so they’re suitable for the whole family. Keep them by the bedside, in the car, or even at the office. They make for a hilarious gag gift for men and are great for embarrassing them.
Thumbs Up UK Hilarious Mug
For those older and naughty men, this ceramic mug makes for a hilarious adult gag gift. This cheeky present slowly reveals a middle finger as they drink and is guaranteed to get a rise from them. It’s also a hilarious decorative piece around the home or at the office and is guaranteed to leave everyone in stitches. It’s a great idea for those coffee or tea drinkers who need a morning pick-me-up too, and it’s sure to give them a smile each day.
Adhesive Photo Protector
Do you have a family member or friend who’s constantly missing the target when going to the toilet? Gift them a subtle hint with these waterproof toilet stickers. Simply apply it over the photo of their choice and watch the hilarity ensue. Whether it’s a picture of an ex, an annoying friend or a rival football team, this funny gift is certain to get a good chuckle from all their guests. It’s also great for potty training the younger members of the family, so it’s not only hilarious but practical too.
Funny Beer Bag for Men
This cheeky fanny pack makes for another great gag gift idea for men with a dry sense of humor, and it’s sure to get plenty of laughs from their friends. It’s also practical and is ideal for storing loose change, mobile devices, and other accessories. Perfect for those shopping trips or long walks during summer. The same company also sells a hilarious “beer belly” fanny pack, so you can mix and match and gift one for each friend.
Bible Book Funny Hidden Flask
Everyone loves a sip of whiskey now and then, so consider surprising your man with this hilarious hidden flask. The gift comes in the form of a genuine, full-sized hardback bible with a sneaky cut-out for hiding away their flask. Whether they’re religious or not, it’s bound to give them a good laugh. The first handful of pages are even readable, so they can skim through their favorite passages while having a tipple of their favorite scotch.
Men's Bum Shorts
When it comes to gag gifts for men, you can’t go wrong with a pair of novelty boxer shorts. This hilarious pair of shorts comes with a novelty plastic bum, guaranteed to give their family and friends a good shock. It’s also great for costume parties and holidays, so they’ll be able to find plenty of excuses to use them. They’re also one-size-fits-all, making it an excellent gift for men of all ages.
The classics are often the best. For those budding pranksters out there, this bill snatcher makes for a wonderful fun gift. Simply attach it to a dollar note and wait for an unsuspecting victim to pick it up, then reel it in and watch the hilarity ensue. It’s the perfect addition to every practical joke kit and is sure to give men hours of fun. After all, you’re never too old to play pranks on your friends and they’ll be sure to think twice the next time they see money lying around.
Baseball Car Window Sticker
If you have any friends who get a rise from giving their family and co-workers a heart attack then consider gifting this hilarious baseball car window sticker. Each gag gift comes with a 3D stick designed to mimic broken windows and it’s sure to give their victims the fright of a lifetime. Each sticker is made from easy-to-remove material meaning it won’t damage their property or leave behind any residue, and if baseball isn’t quite their thing there’s even a golf ball design.
I'm Fine Men's Funny T-Shirt
Who doesn’t love to sit down with a good zombie film now and then? For all those fanatics out there, this funny zombie-themed T-Shirt makes for a hilarious gift. With a realistic bloodstain pattern, this stylish outfit is sure to give their friends and family a surprise, and it makes for an excellent ice breaker around the office. If grey isn’t quite your man’s color there’s also a range of other options, including tan and white. It’s even made out of 100% cotton, ensuring a comfortable fit for years to come.
Sir Perky Novelty Bottle Stopper
If you have seen American Pie, it is quite likely that this movie opened your mind to see anything with a hole in a rather… non-innocent way. You might have noticed that bottlenecks are cylindrical, long, and have a hole… Well, someone has had just the same idea, and it led them to create the hilarious, witty, funny wine stoppers. “Sir Perky,” as we like to call it, is made out of durable, “rock hard” (heh !) thermoplastic that will plug your bottles with its… “third leg”, so your wine doesn’t go sour or lose its scent. This novelty item will make a hilarious gag gift for men, bachelor and bachelorette parties, groomsmen, or any wine lovers that like to drink and also has a great sense of humor!
Donald Trump Toilet Paper Roll
Few people have managed to be so incredibly divisive like the president and split a country so clearly in two, and his frequent mishaps and gaffes make him comical to no end, which has made him the target of memes, mockery and… gag gifts, just like this one. This Trump toilet paper features the image of the current President Of The United States in his frequent and recognizable “pucker up” pose ready to blow a kiss. Not only that, but this stupidly funny toilet paper comes in full colour so every man can have the real Trump experience!
Trump Toilet Brush
This insanely funny, ridiculous toilet brush will help you drain the swamp and your toilet alike with its sturdy construction and high-quality bristles. It could be a great gag gift for men like those Republicans and Democrats, put this toilet brush in your toilet and wait to hear the chuckles of your family and friends! It is so realistic that there is no need to tell them who it is: they will recognize it instantly! Not only that but the brush is actually functional in addition to being really funny.
The Freebird Mullet Wig Skull Cap
Going to a costume party and not sure want to wear? Have you always wanted to grow mullet men’s wigs, but you were too embarrassed to try, Well, the Bobcat Mullet wig is going to make your life much, much funnier. Coming in three different colors to match your natural hair and with 7″ inches of crazy, wavy mullet, this unique men’s gag gift is all you need to turn your regular hairstyle into the redneck-iest of them all! Featuring a headband in red, white, and blue so you can unleash all the American spirit on you like a rowdy wild eagle across the skies of Alabama, baby! Put it on during your next frat party and behave like the overtly loud, crazy American or simply wear it in front of the mirror for fun!
Beanie Hat For Adults Vikings
Ever wanted to be a rude Viking? Do you have a costume party but you are too lazy to dress up fully? Then this gag Viking beanie hat is going to let everyone know you are both very cool AND Scandinavian. Make it a gift for your next Secret Santa or celebrate a fun Viking themed birthday party where everyone, women included, wear this hat! We can guarantee this gag gift hat will not only warm your head and face but also your heart with genuine laughter and chuckling due to how incredibly cool it is! A great conversation starter both your friends and strangers will want to know where you got it!
Ever wanted to play a jingle while you take a tinkle? Want to play the 9th while you go number 2? Shy about the side effects of the musical fruit and you’d prefer to cover up the sounds with actual music? This hilarious toilet piano is perfect for you! It will not only be great in your toilet room, but it is also perfect as a gag gift for men with a sense of humour! As a birthday gift, Secret Santa, White Elephant parties or just because you can be sure that the person receiving it will be delighted and hunched over laughing at the perspective of masking their toots with actual nice cool tunes!
How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
Do people point, scream and flee in abject terror every time you try to go to the public pool due to the massive bulge in your trunks? Do you burst through your jeans’ zippers… even when the jeans aren’t a tight fit cut? Have most of your sexual partners fainted in horror upon seeing the colossal size and girth of your xxx? Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG (Oversized Male Genitalia), and it can be a stressful time coming to terms with your enormous penis. If you can throw your willy over your shoulder and still step on it, this book How To Live With A Huge Penis is perfect for you. The book is a perfect gag gift for men with a good sense of humor, for bachelor and bachelorette parties, for friends and colleagues, for those fun and laid back family members that love to poke fun about yourself!
A Christmas Story Leg Lamp
Have you ever watched the Christmas classic A Christmas story? Then you probably remember the Leg lamp of indescribable beauty, don’t you? The Major Award? It has become one of the most recognizable symbols of the movie, and it has spurred plenty of fanart, costumes, and all sorts of stuff related to it. Would you like to have your own Major Award? Then, here comes the bedroom lamps replica! This fantastically fun, quirky, zany bedroom lamp is not only a perfect home decor for fans of A Christmas Story, but it can also work perfectly as a gag gift for men: the sexy leg peeking out of the lamp’s skirt will have anyone chuckling!
Hidden Flask Tie
Have you ever been in a situation where you need to look formal, but also be as drunk as possible (we really hope you haven’t)? Ever needed to sneak booze into a concert? Ever wanted a sip of mojito, but had to keep it on the low? Well, we are about to make those days where you want to have a drink but need to keep it subtle much, much easier: meet the hidden flask tie. This flask tie could improve the lives of many, but it is specially cool as a gag gift for men that really really loves to go to concerts and always gets caught when trying to sneak drinks in, or for that friend that somehow always manages to sneak a can of Sprite when going to the movies!
This elephant underwear might not be the sexiest thing you can wear on a steamy night, but they sure are really cute and crazy funny. Made out of 100% acrylic yarn, it is luxuriously soft, comfortable, and warm so you can keep your nether regions toasty during the cold days. Meanwhile, it is stretchy and can be adjusted to your waist with a cord so they won’t fall off, and it has a special trunk pocket (wink!) to store your family jewels (wink wink!) that will fit just about anybody so don’t worry about being too big for it.
Urinals Shot Glass
Have you ever heard of the French phenomenon of the “soupeur”? During the 60s, there was a trend in France, particularly in Paris, to leave pieces of bread in urinals to be later eaten when it was soaked in human secretions. The practice is still a thing nowadays, and sometimes you will find a piece of bread in public urinals in France. Really off-putting and not glamorous at all, isn’t it? Well, we guess someone was thinking of soupeurs when they invented this weird and gag in equal parts shot glass. Fill it with whisky, fill it with beer, fill it with grenadine and serve your friends one of the most hilarious, dumbfounding, and nasty shots they’ll ever have in their lives.