22 Funny Retirement Gifts for Men To Start A New Retired Life
Retirement is a milestone well worth celebrating. However, finding the best retirement gifts for men who are approaching their big day is always not that easy. If you having been racking your brain for inspiration and coming up with nothing, know that you can never go wrong with humor!
All the gifts for men below are unique, amusing items that appreciate the fun of retiring. Whether your retiree is a wild spirit or a gentle soul looking to sit back and relax, and whether it’s a friend or family member who’s retiring, or even just a fellow co-worker, help them start over a new leaf the right way with these funny retirement gifts for men. From hilarious t-shirts to piggy banks, you’re sure to find the right present to send them off in this collection.
Funny Retirement Gifts for Men
Retirement is made simple with the Retirement Survival Hat. Bottle opener? Check. Fishing bobber? Check. Golf tee? Check again! The retirement hat will prepare your loved one for their most pressing retirement emergencies. The hat will fit most adults comfortably and can become the highlight of any outfit. In particular, your retired pals with a love for the outdoors will appreciate the familiar bucket-hat design and the range of sporty accessories.
Novelty Retirement Sash for Men
There’s nothing like retirement to make you feel like a celebrity! Rather than actually becoming a celebrity, of course… But since you can’t make your loved one famous, why not give them the famous treatment with a “Retired!” sash? One size fits all with this colorful satin sash that is bound to leave your loved one feeling like the star they are!
Funny Retirement Socks for Men
As they kick up their feet, why not let your friends bask in the glory of their retirement? These “Hello Pension, Goodbye Tension” socks are a witty reminder of the joy of having time to relax. Additionally, retirees are bound to enjoy the reactions of family and friends when they catch a glimpse of these noteworthy socks. The socks are affordable and comfortable retirement gag gifts, so you really can’t go wrong picking up a pair.
Funny Retirement Beer Sleeves for Men
Nothing should get in the way of enjoying your retirement – not the demands of others and certainly not the bright sun warming up your ice-cold beer. These beer sleeves will let your loved ones get back to enjoying their retirement. Each sleeve features an amusing message reminding those around them that retirement is not a time for stressing over the universe’s concerns. They can soak up the sun and watch the world go by, always with a cool, refreshing beer in hand.
The Legend Has Retired Whiskey Glass
This whiskey glass is equal parts heartfelt and hilarious. As much as your loved ones will appreciate the title of “Legend”, they’ll enjoy even more your commemoration of their retirement, a major life change that can require both planning and bravery. Show your support and respect for your newly-retired friends and family with a funny gag gift that they’ll reach for constantly throughout their retirement.
What You Don't Know About Retirement
The funny, tongue in cheek book “What You Don’t Know About Retirement” is a must-read book for new and old retirees alike. Your family and friends will love how relatable the silly questions contained within this quiz are. It’s a quick read that is bound to make for an afternoon of laughs. If you are looking for a simple, fun retirement idea for your new retiree, consider the colorful pages of “What You Don’t Know About Retirement”.
Retired Business Cards
Business cards are a valuable resource for advertising your services to others. But who needs to get called up by strangers once you’ve retired? Retired business cards remind the world that you are no longer open for business and that the problems of others are not your concern. Do you know someone tired of carrying the weight of the world? Help them send the message that the office is shut with retired business cards.
Fun Retirement Gift Clock for Men
Who needs to know the time once they’re retired? The Classic Day Clock can tell you everything you really need to know: Is there football tonight? Do I need to check the mail? Did I miss church? Your retired friends know that life shouldn’t be lived minute to minute and that time doesn’t need to be micromanaged to be enjoyed. With the Classic Day Clock, they can kick back a relax without concern for losing track of their weekly schedule.
101 Fun Things to Do in Retirement
Inspire your friends and family to make the most of their golden years with this comical bucket list. With 101 ideas for retirement, this book’s advice ranges from the usual to the downright outrageous. This retirement gift reminds us that the best is yet to come and that we all have the potential to grab life by the horns. “101 Fun Things to Do in Retirement” is sure to be a hit with any retiree looking for a laugh.
Retired Schedule Calendar Mug
The perfect complement to the Retirement Bucket List! This humorous coffee mug reiterates that the only limitation to your retirement is your own imagination. The mug is conveniently available in packs of 1, 2 or 4 so that nobody ever has to share if they don’t want to – and as this mug, so kindly reminds, they can do whatever they want. Know a go-getter with a passion for coffee? Get them this funny gift that spills the tea.
Tabletop Money Tree
And who said money doesn’t grow on trees? The money tree (or gift card tree, if you so desire) is an eye-catching centerpiece bound to liven up the visually unimpressive gift of cash. The tree’s branches are flexible enough for you to shape while remaining sturdy enough to support a serious chunk of change. Feeling generous? The Money Tree is the ideal tree-t!
People of Walmart Adult Coloring Book
Coloring books have seen a recent surge in popularity as a mindful, creative outlet, but few can represent the absolute strange and undignified realities of society as well as the People of Walmart coloring book. Amuse the retiring artist in your life with the retirement gag gift that places them in the middle of their own local store. It might not be the mental escape they were looking for, but how can they ever pull their eyes away from the colorful characters that line the aisles of Walmart?
Funny Men's Retirement T-shirt
When it comes to retirement gifts for men, you always can’t go wrong with a T-Shirt. This gift is perfect for lounging around in and is sure to get a laugh from people around you. Made out of lightweight and soft material, the shirt is guaranteed to fit comfortably. If grey isn’t quite his color the shirt also comes in blue, white or silver, and it’s great for proudly showing off while your friend is on vacation: “I’m retired, not my problem anymore!”
Men's Travel Mug for Retirement
Retirement is also the perfect time to go traveling, so gift the men something practical with this handy travel mug. This present is ideal when hiking, camping, or going on holiday and they’re sure to get plenty of use from it. Made out of lightweight steel, this nifty mug is easy to store or carry around, and the easy-to-clean coating means they can spend less time washing up and more time enjoying their retirement. There’s also a number of different colors and designs, so why not surprise the retirees by buying a set?
Men's Retired Baseball Cap
For those men who enjoy watching a game of baseball in retirement life, this baseball cup makes for an excellent present. With an adjustable strap, it is guaranteed to fit heads of all shapes and sizes, and it’s perfect for keeping the sun out of their eyes during those warm summer holidays. Whether you’re buying it for a close friend or a co-worker, it’s sure to be a home run. You could even consider pairing it with the retirement T-Shirt as a gift set.
Retirement Neck Tie For Men
Let’s admit a truth: no-one likes being forced to wear a tie while working day in and day out, but for those friends and family who are retiring, gifting a stylish necktie like this one could be a perfect choice. Not only is it made for one hundred percent premium silk, but it features an embroidered design which is sure to get a laugh from everyone. It’s also an ideal gift for family gatherings and dinners, making a change from all those late-night meetings at work.
Retirement Blessings Travel Mug
For all those coffee drinkers out there, this mug makes a heartful retirement gift. This flask comes with a beautifully engraved poem and is a great way to let your co-workers or friends know that you’re thinking of them. It also contains a stainless steel interior, specially designed to keep their favorite drinks warm all day and makes for a wonderfully practical gift. It’s also larger than most and holds around 16 ounces, perfect for the men who need an extra pick-me-up in the mornings.
Small Tin RetireMints
This stylish tin of “Retirements” makes an excellent gift for men. Each order comes with a box of extra-strong mints, guaranteed to put an extra spring in their step while enjoying their retirement. Not only are these mints delicious, but the tin is also reusable meaning the retirees also can fill it with their favorite candy if they wish. It’s also pocket-sized and small enough that they can take it anywhere, whether they’re going on vacation or simply relaxing at home.
Officially Retired Retirement Party Supplies
Planning a perfect retirement party for that special man can often be a headache, so take out the stress with this handy gift set of retirement party supplies. Each pack contains enough for up to twenty-four guests and includes a set of dinner plates, dessert plates, paper cups, napkins and more. The supplies also feature matching designs and are easily disposable, because let’s face it, nobody wants to spend the day cleaning up on their retirement, whether you’re throwing a small party or planning a larger event, they’re a perfect addition to every celebration.
Happy Retirement Centerpiece
If you’re looking for more gifts to spice up your friend’s retirement party, then consider buying this decorative centerpiece. This accessory is a great way to compliment the set of party supplies and stands at around thirteen inches. It makes for a great conversation piece and is a must-have for any table at the party. Each package contains one centerpiece but you can also buy a set of three if you need to liven up the retiree’s party even more.
Congratulations Retirement Banner
With this stylish banner, your friends will be able to let their whole neighborhood know about their retirement. It’s a great gift on its own, or it can be coupled with party accessories to make it a retirement to remember. Each sign is made from high-quality vinyl and makes for a great decoration. It’s also easy to set up and suitable in all weather. Whether it’s for a close friend or a co-worker, this banner is sure to start their retirement party with a bang.
Men Funny Retirement Shirt For Party
Start off the new year right with this hilarious retirement shirt. This stylish T-shirt is a perfect retirement gift for men in your life and is sure to get a chuckle or two. It’s perfect for lounging the house, going out, or even going on vacation. Each shirt is also made from one hundred percent cotton ensuring a soft, comfortable fit. The material is breathable too, perfect for those long sunny holidays as your friends relax by the beach.
Travel Fund Piggy Bank for Retirement
Traveling and visiting new places is an ideal way to start retirement for men, so give them a helping hand with this practical Travel Fund Piggy Bank. This stylish tin is a perfect gift for saving up loose change and every little helps. Not only is it useful but it also looks great around the home. Whether your friends are saving up for a big vacation or just want to save a few extra pennies, it’s a great way to let them know that you’re really caring about them.
Happy Retirement Wine Bottle Labels
Men like a sip of wine or two to wind down at the end of their retirement party, and this set of hilarious labels offers a perfect way to kick off that. Each set comes with twelve individual labels and is guaranteed to give them a good chuckle. Unlike lower quality alternatives, these labels are also completely waterproof meaning you don’t have to worry about them getting damaged. This gift is certain to put a smile on everybody’s face on the retirement party and it’s easy to set up and apply.